hello, eburiwan

OK so instead of making an actual post about my actual life, i will make a pseudo-post with actual answers from the actual tests that my actual students wrote. today. actually.

question: H____ the money
answers include: Hi you are the money Humuch the money How! the money

attempted word: important
answers include: inspirekt interlesheing instrornent impotrument

attempted word: everyone
answers include: evriwan eburiwan

attempted word: second
answers include: sekanbo

attempted word: children
answers include: tiraboren

attempted phrase: take care of
answers include: talk car of take cera

I went to the school to play sfutoball.
I want to be tennis.
I went to the baesboll prepyar.
I went to the ingurando soccering. (translation for those of you who don't teach ESL- I want to play soccer in England.)

When a language dies, the culture a________ dies out.
guess: astoronant astoraunt

listen to speech, think you.

I want to hoom to steby English.

I want is to spuun.

Second, I will thehe a tirub.

I went to shoop to shooping.

I went to be a dog and cat shop. My home in the cat. Is very very puritie.

I want to be a writing mup.

No I whasn't.

If I want car enjineer, many cars supeird.

I want someone to eat.

First, likek space, I will go to the space.

I think that there is her that he to cool.

I want sat the sat.

and to finish it off for today, the classic: I Am Dream. Are You Dream?