First Things First

i'm not dead. i'm not even slightly injured. i'm just sleep-deprived and busy. hurray!

because i currently have no desire to talk about the earthquake, or the reactors, just know that i am waaaaaay south and west of them in a town up a mountain out of reach of all possible tsunamis.

instead of depressing current events, which i'm sure you all see lots of, here's some riddles for you posed by my 1st yr middle school students (they're all about 13 years old).

1) I am an alien. I can fly. I eat a lot. I am a character. I am prince of Saiyan. What am I?

2) I am doy. I am 1-A cloess mote. I can play tennis very much. I have big face. Whot am I?

3) I am a girl. But I can't fly.

4) I am a person. I am funny. I am crazy. I am dangerous. I can tennis. I like woman. What am I?

5) I am a character. I am yellow. I don't have pants. I like honey. What am I?

6) I am a character. I am person. I teaorow (throw) knife. I can operation. I had pet. I am woman. I am doctor.

7) I am monster. I can swim very good. I am from Japan. I like kyuri (cucumber). I live nere the riba. (if you know what she's talking about, you get bonus points. i was super excited when she wrote this one.)

and now, some that are SO PUZZLING that they make your head hurt:

8) I am character. I can stand up little. I am populer little. I am person, woman. What am I?


9) I am blue I am big What am I?

if you can figure out those last two, i am remarkably impressed.