new school year!

today starts a new school year, with all new schools and all new teachers and all new students. it's going to be interesting, to say the least- i'll be taking buses for a little while as i get my Japanese driver's license (annoying) and i'm teaching far more elementary school than last year (potentially fun, but i love my junior high students).
without a car, my day's changed from 740-500 to 650-615 (or 550-615, depending on the school). ouch. as soon as i have this oh-so-vital piece of plastic, i'll be able to resume waking up at a reasonable hour. hurray! that day can't come quickly enough.
i'm at two schools tomorrow. i start at an elementary and then move to junior high after lunch- hopefully i can bum a ride from another teacher in between schools otherwise i might be late.
i'm exhausted tonight. i promise, when i've got a better handle on my new schools, i'll post an update.
and now, to make worksheets! and pictures of dinosaurs!

a brief rant

i get along with just about everyone. i really do. very few people annoy me to any large degree, and the number of people i hate is just about non-existent. however, occasionally some other teachers drive me absolutely nuts.


*this post has been edited. heavily. there is no reason to be nasty just 'cause it's on the internet.*

First Things First

i'm not dead. i'm not even slightly injured. i'm just sleep-deprived and busy. hurray!

because i currently have no desire to talk about the earthquake, or the reactors, just know that i am waaaaaay south and west of them in a town up a mountain out of reach of all possible tsunamis.

instead of depressing current events, which i'm sure you all see lots of, here's some riddles for you posed by my 1st yr middle school students (they're all about 13 years old).

1) I am an alien. I can fly. I eat a lot. I am a character. I am prince of Saiyan. What am I?

2) I am doy. I am 1-A cloess mote. I can play tennis very much. I have big face. Whot am I?

3) I am a girl. But I can't fly.

4) I am a person. I am funny. I am crazy. I am dangerous. I can tennis. I like woman. What am I?

5) I am a character. I am yellow. I don't have pants. I like honey. What am I?

6) I am a character. I am person. I teaorow (throw) knife. I can operation. I had pet. I am woman. I am doctor.

7) I am monster. I can swim very good. I am from Japan. I like kyuri (cucumber). I live nere the riba. (if you know what she's talking about, you get bonus points. i was super excited when she wrote this one.)

and now, some that are SO PUZZLING that they make your head hurt:

8) I am character. I can stand up little. I am populer little. I am person, woman. What am I?


9) I am blue I am big What am I?

if you can figure out those last two, i am remarkably impressed.

graduation day

the temptation to sit around and listen to the world's most overplayed green day song is strong. but i will resist! i have better taste in music than that.
my 3nensei all graduated from middle school today. they've got about a month and then they're off to highschool. some of them still have to retake their entrance exams... the exams are notoriously difficult, and it's usual for only 50% of students to make it the first time. my 'cool' boys were imitating water faucets for about half the ceremony, but quickly recovered their composure once the speeches were done. a few of my boys enjoyed walking down to massive applause so much that they walked back up and did it again. and again.
i'm gonna really miss these kids- they're awesome and i'll be sad that they're not around. it's a third less people yelling HEY ANDORIA! when i get to work and a third less people smiling when they see me in the hall.

they'll do really well in highschool, i'm sure. they're all good kids, and pretty clever (mostly). but damn, i'm sad to see them go. it's gonna be way too quiet at school from now on.

Short Post, Again

it's rapidly approaching one year since i moved here. amazing, actually, cause it feels simultaneously like two weeks and half a lifetime.
my 3nensei are graduating from middle school tomorrow. i'm really gonna miss them a ton. they're all great kids, even the ones who are still half-terrified of me, and if anyone gives them a hard time at highschool i'll raise hell. i know they'll all do well next year. i'm extremely proud of them.

i'm also slightly horrified by my very proud student who told me that she's happy that i'm her teacher, because now english is her best subject. she got 10 points (out of a hundred) in all her other subjects, but she got SEVENTEEN in english.

ow ow ow ow ow ow sweetheart i know you can do better than that

snowboarding! not dead yet.

so snowboarding was incredibly fun, and i now have a brand new hobby to waste lots of time on. i'm actually going again next saturday! hurray for that!
i also went to 2 shows this weekend, did way too much driving, and got hit on by my students (again). also realized that i should avoid the dollar-store-equivalent that's closest to the school i work at, because i walked in and saw six students in thirty seconds.
eeep.
this is just a short post to let everyone know i'm not dead. i'll write some real stuff soon, i promise.

heads up for anyone trying to get a license in japan

ok, so just so everyone knows: i am trying to get my japanese driver's license.

this is possibly the most frustrating thing i have ever attempted.

would you like to know why? too bad, i'm telling you anyway. as you may be aware, i've been living in japan since late last march. my PA driver's license was due to expire in october. in PA, you can't renew your driver's license more than 5 months before it's due. no, i don't know why. it's an annoying, kinda silly rule. SOOOOO, since i was living in japan and wasn't about to go back to the states just to get a card made, i renewed my license online. hurray! できた。 however, when i began the excruciatingly long, unnecessarily complicated process for switching my international license for a japanese one, i found out something delightful-

japan doesn't believe me.

all the pieces of paper i have saying that my new expiration date is in 2014 do me no good, because i don't have a current piece of plastic. which, i might add, i can't get unless i go back to PA to get a photo taken. i'm waiting for a form to be sent to me so i can get a photoless license made, but knowing the sterling DMV turnaround time who knows when the hell that'll get here. after that, i've been assured, i can allow up to 21 days before they make it and send it to me. that's with 1 week mail time in between PA and japan.

then i can start all over again. first i have to send in all my paperwork (again) to be translated. then i wait. then i take my papers to gifu city (2.5 hours away), where they will only accept them between 3 and 4 pm, monday to friday. then i can make an appointment, if they can't think of anything else to complain about. then i can wait until they have time for me to take my test (written and driving), then drive back to gifu city to take it. this is usually scheduled at 8:30 in the morning. again, only monday-friday. if i don't pass, and most people don't on their first try, i have to wait until the NEXT MONTH before i can re-take it.

my international driver's license expires in late march. school starts up again in early april. i have to drive to work, which will be impossible since there is literally no way for me to get my license before then. perhaps i could cheat and drive without a license for a month, IF it was my car- but it's not. it belongs to my company. and they will take it back if i don't have a license. this means, due to the distance of the schools i will be teaching at next semester, that i will be getting up at approximately 4 or 5 am in order to be at work by 8:30.
hip hip hooray.

some days i feel as though i'm fueled by pure rage.